Big Shot Movie Star Jeremy Renner Ruins Kickstarter.com!

Damnit, that was fast.  Remember when Habitat for Humanity just built houses for the needy?  Then they teamed with banks and now they just get the needy into home loans they can’t afford?  Doesn’t it suck when something grass roots and good is infiltrated by some greedy big shot who bastardizes the entire meaning of [...]

Scandal! Photobombing Sting Ray a Fake!?

Photo bombing went mainstream with this picture of a ‘sting ray’ photobombing three lovely ladies in some undisclosed tropical location.  I have to admit, I fell for it … at first,  then I discovered to my dismay that this picture is actually a fake!  Well, sort of a fake. According to the urban legend that [...]

"BJ Bandit" Breaks Into Homes and Performs Oral Sex on Sleeping Men

This story sounds a bit like a sexual fantasy, at first.  In Pennsylvania a dastardly criminal has been breaking into men’s homes and performing oral sex on them while they sleep. Unfortunately, the “BJ Bandit” looks nothing like the lovely lady to the right. In fact. The “BJ Bandit” isn’t even a lady.  (You can [...]

Introducing The Penis Snake

Because we men could always use another reason to feel inferior, here’s a snake that looks like a gigantic dick.  While it may be true, in some purely self assuring way, that it isn’t the size of your snake, but how you use it, this proud member of the reptile family is sure he has [...]