Cheating Wife? Send Her Undies To The Crime Lab For DNA Testing

In the olden days, if you thought your significant other was cheating on you, the only way you could find out for sure was to secretly follow them around and catch him or her in the act. Today, however, there are a variety of modern tools at the disposal of the suspicious spouse. But if [...]

Suspected Rapist Argues With Cops...On Facebook

I honestly don’t know what’s weirder: the fact that the police in Jefferson County, Alabama, have a Facebook page called “Creep of the Week” where they post pictures of wanted suspects; the fact that one of these so-called “creeps” stopped by this Facebook page to taunt the cops; or the fact that the cops actually [...]

Frat Guy Blows Up His Rectum With Firecracker, Now Being Sued

Frat party. Beer. Firecracker. Rectum. Exploded. Lawsuit. Those are the keywords you’ll be taking away from this article. In 2011, at a party being held by the Alpha Tao Omega fraternity at West Virginia’s Marshall University, a fine young gentleman by the name of Travis Hughes (a member of said fraternity) came up with perhaps [...]

Disney-Loving Woman Gets Extreme Tattoo Covering Her Entire Back

Everyone feels the need to express themselves. Some people do it through music, some do it through paintings, some do it through the written word—and some do it through tattoos. And when you think about it, tattoos make an awful lot of sense. After all, the act of getting a tattoo is, quite literally, taking [...]

iPhone Glitch Let’s You Spy On Complete Strangers

Attention iPhone users. Take a break from playing with your favorite new app from HypeHumor and pay attention to this: Today Gizmodo is reporting that they have discovered a very disturbing glitch in the iMessage service. Apparently it’s possible for your messages to somehow start appearing on someone else’s iPhone or iPad without you or [...]

75% Of Americans Admit To Texting On The Toilet

Here’s a fun game: go through all the texts currently in your phone and try to guess which ones were sent while your friend or loved one was taking a dump. Because a new survey has found that 75% of Americans admit to toilet texting. The percentage is even higher among people between the ages [...]

Man Who Ate Ex's Body Proposed To Woman Who Drank Ex's Blood

In Sweden, a man who cut off the head of his lover and ate parts of her body has proposed to a woman who stabbed her lover and drank his blood. The two sadistic murderers housed together in the psychiatric unit of a Swedish prison have found true love. Now all they have to do [...]

Men Can Hear When Women Have Their Periods

According to a new study, men may be able to hear when a woman has her period. Yes, ladies, the same man who “didn’t hear you” when you asked him to take out the trash and pick up dinner on his way home from work can tell from the sound of your voice that it’s [...]

Teacher Gives High School Boys Vodka For Them To Sleep With Her

This past November, a 25-year-old female teacher named Jennifer Schultz was suspended from Hebron High School in North Dakota after it was revealed that she had two male students stay over night at her house, gave them vodka, then tried to have sex with them. I say “tried” because she was only successful with one [...]

Topless Women Protestors Arrested In Switzerland

Last week, international political leaders and CEOs gathers in Davos, Switzerland, for the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum. The idea is to get 2,500 of the world’s most powerful movers and shakers together in one room (or, I guess, several rooms) to discuss the most pressing economic challenges of the day and come [...]

New Star Wars Role Playing Video Game To Allow Same-Sex Virtual Relationships

According to a report from PC Magazine, the new Star Wars role playing video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic, just released this past December, will apparently allow users to engage in same-sex virtual relationships. So, great news for gay nerds everywhere! SWTOR is an online role-playing video game based on the Star Wars universe. [...]

Drinking Two Cups Of Coffee Per Day Can Alter Sex Hormones

Researchers at the University of Utah have found that women who consume 200mg of caffeine per day can experience significant variation in the amount of estrogen their body produces. Interestingly, whether women experience this variation and whether they experience a drop or an increase in estrogen levels depends on their ethnicity. For example, researchers found [...]

Hospital Worker Performs Oral Sex On Unconscious Patient

If you are a parent trying to teach your kids about the dangers of binge drinking, tell them this story: Guys passes out drunk in some stranger’s house. Guy gets arrested. Guy gets taken to hospital because cops can’t wake him up. Guy gets unwanted blow-job from 46-year-old orderly named Hal. And that, children, is [...]

Dude Goes To Orgy, Gets Sprayed With Bear Repellent

Poor Owen Greenan. When he met a swinging couple on the internet and they invited him to their cottage for 2 days of non-stop sex, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. Unfortunately, things turned sour he ended up getting sprayed with a can of bear repellent. As you can imagine, that really ruins your sex [...]

Special Effects Guy Creates Creepy Skinless Robot Baby

I’m glad special effects for television and movies have come so far. I mean, who didn’t love Avatar, right? Still, couldn’t they have put some skin on this little robot infant before showing it all to the world? Good Lord. A special effects designer named Chris Clark created this little animatronic gizmo to play a [...]