8 Disturbing Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

If you’re like me, you leave all your Christmas shopping until the last minute every year. Also, you buy everyone you know a sex toy. So to help expedite your holiday shopping and mine, I’ve put together a little list of sexy Christmas-themed gifts you that are sure to please your loved ones. Some of [...]

Sex On Water-Slide Gets Exhibitionist Couple Ejected From Polish Water Park

I don’t remember the last time we received awesome news out of Opoczno, Poland. But I guess there’s a first time for everything…and I’m sure that’s exactly the thought that encouraged one frisky couple to do the nasty on a water-slide at an amusement park in Opoczno this week. Yes, the young couple was caught [...]

Fox TV News Anchor Tells Kids There Is No Santa Clause...Deal With It *VIDEO*

Wow, Robin Robinson. Use good judgment much? The Fox Chicago news anchor has been at the station for 24 years. So you would think she would know better than to go on live television and say, “There is no Santa.” But no, apparently not. Earlier this week, the 9 P.M. news program was doing a [...]

Science Teacher Accidentally Burns Student’s Face Off [Warning: Disturbing Images]

Poor Mr. Achor, science teacher at Maple Grove Junior High in Minnesota. All he wanted to do was reward his students for their excellent work by performing an awesome experiment in class. Unfortunately, he ended up accidentally setting a kid’s face on fire. Woops. Authorities are not exactly sure what kind of “experiment” the teacher [...]

Japanese Engineers Create Extremely Lifelike Robot Girlfriend *Video*

Japanese researchers are making huge strides in the field of robotics. Every year, their creations are getting more and more lifelike. So naturally, they are using this amazing technology to make realistic robot girlfriends. As you can see from the video below, the robot girlfriends currently being developed not only have an extremely lifelike physical [...]

Scientists May Have Discovered Reason Why Women Fake Orgasms

Guys, I know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but sometimes some women pretend to have orgasms during sex. No really, it’s true. In a recent survey, 54% of women admitted to faking it. (Obviously, your lady friend is definitely not part of that 54%.) For the longest time, conventional wisdom has held [...]

Life Lesson: If A Squirrel Runs Up Your Pants, Shooting It Is Not The Answer

No one likes it when little woodland critters run up into your pants. They have sharp little claws and a tendency to gnaw at things. Nothing good can come from it. But for the love of God, if one of these creatures should ever happen to find it’s way into your pants, do make sure—and [...]

Female Gamers Have More Sex Than You

This little bit of trivia is probably going to surprise you: women who identify as “gamers” get laid more than women who don’t. Normally, conventional wisdom holds that people who spend 6 hours a day playing Modern Warfare 3 are involuntarily celibate. But the results of a survey recently conducted by Harris Interactive on behalf [...]

Energy Produced By Burning Human Corpses May Soon Light Your House *VIDEO*

Grandma’s dead. You might as well make lemons out of lemonade and use the energy produced by cremating her body to recharge your iPad. Right? If one crematorium in the UK has its way, that’s what will soon be happening…more or less. The Durham Crematorium in Northern England plans to install turbines on three of [...]

Ready To Learn? World's First Sex College Opens In Austria

A Swedish woman named Ylva-Maria Thompson has opened the world’s first sex college in Vienna, Austria. Of course, the first question that pops in my mind is, what the hell took so long? Now, maybe I should clarify. The newly opened International Sex School is certainly not the world’s first sex school, or even the [...]

Sweet Hack: Turn An Old LCD Monitor Into A Privacy Monitor Only You Can See

How many times have you found yourself sitting in a Starbucks looking at porn—er, I mean, sensitive corporate documents—on your computer, wishing that you had a little more privacy? Of course, if you’ve ever taken a plane anywhere and seen the SkyMall catalogue, then maybe you’ve noticed that they sell special privacy screens for laptops [...]

Coming Soon To A Bar Near You: Urinal Video Games, Controlled By Your Pee

I was always told that, when out at the bar tying one (or seven) on with your buddies, you want avoid “breaking the seal” for as long as possible. That is to say, you are supposed to wait as long as possible before taking a leak when you’re drinking, because once you open the flood [...]

Awesome Dudes Send Beer Into Space, Then Drink It *VIDEO*

A little while back, some guy made a splash on the internets by sending an HD video camera and an iPhone into space using a weather balloon. The camera was for taking awesome home video. The phone (with its GPS) was for finding the homemade spacecraft after it fell back to earth. The result of [...]

Man Dressed as Gumby Robs Store *VIDEO*

On September 5 in San Diego, two guys named Jason—Jason Kiss and Jason Giramma, both 19—decided it would be hilarious if they tried to rob a 7-11 with one of them dressed in a Gumby costume. After what I can only assume was a heated best of 7 series of paper-rock-scissors, it was decided that [...]

Man Cuts Off Fingertip, Doctors Grow It Back By Sewing Finger Onto Stomach

Question: what do you do if you cut off the tip of your finger with a power saw? Answer: sew your finger onto your stomach and regrow it. After all, that tactic seems to be working for Chinese furniture maker Wang Yongjun. When the 20 year old sawed the tip of his finger off in [...]