Marijuana Vending Machines Will Make Pot Purchase Easier
A company based in California claims their Marijuana vending machine concept will make medical pot easier to obtain (duh) and control. Dispense labs presented their Autospense Medical Marijuana vending machine Friday. Clear your mind of those images of bleary eyed 13 year old’s popping quarters in this baby and walking away with a bong full [...]
Gynecologist Finds 'G-Spot', Can You?
The ‘G’ spot is a myth no more! Gynaecologist Adam Ostrzenski made the discovery and has published his findings in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Long considered a myth, the ‘G’ spot is an erogenous zone so sensitive that virtually any woman can achieve orgasm. That’s right guys, now you too can pleasure a woman. [...]
Cow Wanders Up to McDonald's Drive Thru - Orders Hamburger
Alright, the part about the hamburger I made up, but the cow really did wander up to a McDonald’s drive thru window … because it was lonely. Despite the fact that Cows cannot talk, you have to admit the whole act just screams of irony. The owners claim Darcy was just looking for attention, but [...]
British Scienctists Declare Girl With the Most Beautiful Face - We Declare: PALTROW CLONE!
Beauty is no longer in the eye of the beholder, it is now in the ruler of the scientist. Florence Colgate, the winner of Britain’s Lorraine Cosmetics model search, has mathematically perfect looks. All of this according to the Daily Mail who, not surprisingly, failed to quote a single scientist in making the claim that [...]
Guy Tries Out To Be Denver Broncos Cheerleader *VIDEO*
You gotta give this guy some credit, at least got to hang out with a room full of honeys for an afternoon; but then again… Sacha Heppell had a dream. Pom poms in hand, he’d bounce and gyrate at the side-lines inspiring the mighty Denver Broncos to victory. Then, after the game, in the locker room [...]
Guy Nearly Puts Wife's Eye Out With a Cheez-Its
This is the kind of viral marketing Kellogs could only have dreamed of. A domestic dispute in Palm Bay, Fla turned violent when Andy Gatz found out his wife had attended an Earth Day concert—amongst other things, Gatz apparently hates Planet Earth—so macho-Andy decided to teach his old lady a lesson. With cheese! Gatz was [...]
Review: Comcast's Streampix Misses The Social Media Boat
Dubbed a ‘Netflix killer,’ Comcast’s Streampix service went live as part of the Xfinity package and as a $5 add on to non-bundled subscribers. The service hasn’t been live long enough to produce any statistics relative to Netflix customers jumping ship, but after playing with the service for a couple of weeks I, for one, [...]