Iva Tolvich, 28, has one of the best drunken night stories to tell his friend, after passing out halfway up a 70ft high bridge in Belgrade Serbia.

Tolvich, a future AA member, after a crazy night of wild drinking decided he couldn’t make the trip back to his house so he climbed up a bridge where he passed out on a 4ft wide girder.

Pedestrians shocked seeing a man passed out on top of the bridge called for emergency service. Other than a splitting headache, Tolvich was lucky to walk away without injury

One rescuer commented on the rescue mission:

It was a very delicate operation; the last thing we wanted was to wake him up suddenly because he might fall off. So we crept up on him quietly and made sure we got a safety harness around him before we brought him round.

Police spokesman added that Tolvich ‘hasn’t really been very clear about how and why he got there.’ ‘Maybe he will remember when he finally sobers up.’

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Yeiner Garaizabalo who also goes by the name of Yeiner Perez, was filmed randomly attacking people then stopping to perform acrobatic tricks such as hand stands, splits and back flips, all while being naked.

Slim Chance, a friend of Perez’s who leads the Berkeley circus troupe ClownSnotBombs, told media that Perez had been going through tough times and had stopped showing up to practice.

“He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown,” said Slim Chance. “That seems to be the tip of it right there. I just can’t tell you anything more because I don’t really know what his state is. It’s not at all like his normal character.”

Chance also described Perez as a “workaholic acrobat,” who was not known to do drugs.

“We’re thinking he may have even had a stroke sometime last year,” he said. “We’ve been trying to piece it together ourselves.”

Perez was arrested and placed in an emergency psychiatric hold at California Pacific Medical Center, but was ultimately released. He was then booked on suspicion of misdemeanor battery and held for 48hours.

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Lets try to handle the cuteness of these adorable animals who are enjoying moments with mini versions of themselves.

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1. The Warthog

2. The ‘Oriental Yeti’

3. Komodo Dragon

4. The Aye-Aye

5. The Chinese Crested Dog

6. Vundu Catfish

7. Little Lorikeets

8. The Sloth

9. The Komondor

10. The Red-lipped Batfish

11. Proboscis Monkey

12. Mata Turtle

13. Almiqui

14. The Naked Mole Rat

15. Flying Fox

16. Red Irish Lord Fish

17. Baird Tapir

18. Philippine Tarsier

19. Frill Shark

20. The Blobfish

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An online sex shop, Sexônico, has created the ultimate sex doll they named Valentina. The company insist this is no ordinary sex doll, but instead a state-of-the-art work. The sex doll features skin that feels just like human skin!

Sexônico posted this offer to deflower this sex doll ahead of the first international convention of inflatable dolls, a four-day expo which Began in Brazil on March 6th! This begun a bidding frenzy of all sex doll enthusiasts having the highest bid currently to over $100k.

Sexônico will be revealing Valentina for the first time this event.

According to Huffington Post translation, the winner of the bid will get an all-expenses-paid travel to and from São Paulo, Brazil including:

1. A night in the presidential suite of Motel Swing [a pay-by-the-hour motel] in the city of São Paulo
2. A special candlelit dinner with French champagne
3. An aromatic bath with rose petals
4. Roundtrip flights (if you don't live in Sao Paulo)
5. Special lingerie (this is for her!)
6. A digital camera so you can film and after show it to your friends

You can see all the NSFW pictures of Valentina here .

If you had the money to spent, would you pay for this one time  in a lifetime ability to have sex with a life-like sex doll?

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In these economical times, and a desperate need for money, people are tying to make money whoever they can. Jeannette Ellis was

one of those people. Ellis decided to be a door-to-door sales woman.

Jeanette Ellis, 52, was arrested in Gaffney, S.C. trying to sell pornographic VHS tapes she found in a box down the street. Ellis was picked up when one neighbor refused to come to the door but instead called the authorities.

Ellis told FOX Carolina ?I watched some of them? but then decided money could be made. ?I was going to get like $5 for them. There were like 15 Tapes? she stated. Unfortunately for Ellis she did not get the memo that this is 2013 and many people no longer buy pornographic films, much less on a VHS Tape.

Ellis was charged with not having a permit. The tapes were seized for evidence.

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