Your Money is No Good Here! Man Arrested For Paying With Real Money

Lorenzo Gasper walked in to a Shelbyville, Tennessee convenience store and paid for his items with a $50 bill. When the store clerk’s marker to detect counterfeit money identified the bill as fake, he called the police and the man was arrested. However, counterfeit detector markers are not always reliable. The arresting officer later found [...]

How Forensic Methodology & Psychology Uncovered Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme

It’s not news to anyone that Bernie Madoff’s last name was fitting: his Ponzie scheme made off with billions and billions of dollars from some fairly visible celebrities. But with such high profile clients and huge sums, how did he keep it under wrap and far from the peering eyes of forensic investigators for as [...]

Daniel Chong, Left In Holding Cell For 4 Days, Drank Own Urine To Survive

23-year-old, Daniel, a student at the University of California, San Diego, was picked up during a drug sweep. He was never arrested or charged yet they left him in a tiny, windowless DEA holding cell for 4 days. After two days of being handcuffed and held in a tiny cell, Chong started becoming desperate for [...]

BMW Motorcycle Ride Gives Man A ‘20-Month Erection’

I have always been attracted to motorcycles, but never before has one given me an erection, and I have never had an erection for that long! Maybe it’s because I ride Suzuki motorcycles and not BMW, I might have to give it a try! A California man, Henry Wolf, is suing BMW claiming that a [...]

Sweet Revenge: Scorned Dentist Pulls All Ex’s Teeth Out!

Revenge, isn’t it great? It can be, but don’t go overboard! A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he broke up with her. Marek Olszewski, 45, was having a bad toothache when he made the mistake of scheduling an appointment with his ex-girlfriend, Anna Mackowiak, 34. [...]

How To Get A Felony Charge At McDonald's Over A $1 Soda

A Florida man, Mark Abaire, faces felony charges after asking for a courtesy cup at McDonald’s to add water, but instead, filled the cup with soda and walked out the building without paying. Abaire went outside the restaurant to sit and eat. The manager came out asked him to pay for the soda but Abaire [...]

Bring Facebook Back to College

If Facebook was a bar, it would be the college bar on the corner. You know, the one that doesn’t card and will let you in if you just tell them you’re in some accredited classes online. It is the kind of bar the is prone to fights and gets too rowdy, but most of [...]

Cow Wanders Up to McDonald's Drive Thru - Orders Hamburger

Alright, the part about the hamburger I made up, but the cow really did wander up to a McDonald’s drive thru window … because it was lonely. Despite the fact that Cows cannot talk, you have to admit the whole act just screams of irony.  The owners claim Darcy was just looking for attention, but [...]

How To Tell If Your Child Is A Serial Killer

Imagining that the cute, chubby-cheeked fellow on a mother’s knee could become a cold-blooded killer may seem like parental paranoia to some, just some rumor that is spread in order to fill the virtual seats of accredited online forensic psychology degree programs.  But serial killers do grow up just like the rest of us. You [...]

British Scienctists Declare Girl With the Most Beautiful Face - We Declare: PALTROW CLONE!

Beauty is no longer in the eye of the beholder, it is now in the ruler of the scientist.  Florence Colgate, the winner of Britain’s Lorraine Cosmetics model search, has mathematically perfect looks.  All of this according to the Daily Mail who, not surprisingly, failed to quote a single scientist in making the claim that [...]

Man First Time Watching Internet P0rn… Comes Across Films Staring His Wife

A man, identified as Ramadan, was sitting in an internet café when he decided to watch a p0rn film. Ramadan instantly collapsed when he saw his wife on the screen. He began to search around a bit more and found that his wife was in 11 different films. He then rushed home to confront his [...]

Guy Tries Out To Be Denver Broncos Cheerleader *VIDEO*

You gotta give this guy some credit, at least got to hang out with a room full of honeys for an afternoon;  but then again… Sacha Heppell had a dream.  Pom poms in hand, he’d bounce and gyrate at the side-lines inspiring the mighty Denver Broncos to victory.  Then, after the game, in the locker room [...]

Guy Nearly Puts Wife's Eye Out With a Cheez-Its

This is the kind of viral marketing Kellogs could only have dreamed of.  A domestic dispute in Palm Bay, Fla turned violent when Andy Gatz found out his wife had attended an Earth Day concert—amongst other things, Gatz apparently hates Planet Earth—so macho-Andy decided to teach his old lady a lesson.  With cheese! Gatz was [...]

Jaywalker Gets Destroyed By Angry Motorist *VIDEO*

You can be fined for jaywalking, but apparently you can also get your butt whooped to if you cross in front of the vehicle of the wrong person. In South Africa, a carefree jaywalker walks in front of the car of a man, instead of moving out the way fast, he keeps walking slowly stropping [...]

Man 'Shoots' Himself By Dropping A Dumbell On A Bullet

Exercising can be good for you, and sometimes it can cause injury, but no one expected to be injured like this. According to The Modesto Bee, a 56-year-old man said he accidentally shot himself but no gun was involved. Modesto Police responded to a man being shot in the shoulder. When the Police arrived the [...]