Your Money is No Good Here! Man Arrested For Paying With Real Money

Lorenzo Gasper walked in to a Shelbyville, Tennessee convenience store and paid for his items with a $50 bill. When the store clerk’s marker to detect counterfeit money identified the bill as fake, he called the police and the man was arrested. However, counterfeit detector markers are not always reliable. The arresting officer later found [...]

How Forensic Methodology & Psychology Uncovered Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme

It’s not news to anyone that Bernie Madoff’s last name was fitting: his Ponzie scheme made off with billions and billions of dollars from some fairly visible celebrities. But with such high profile clients and huge sums, how did he keep it under wrap and far from the peering eyes of forensic investigators for as [...]

Daniel Chong, Left In Holding Cell For 4 Days, Drank Own Urine To Survive

23-year-old, Daniel, a student at the University of California, San Diego, was picked up during a drug sweep. He was never arrested or charged yet they left him in a tiny, windowless DEA holding cell for 4 days. After two days of being handcuffed and held in a tiny cell, Chong started becoming desperate for [...]

BMW Motorcycle Ride Gives Man A ‘20-Month Erection’

I have always been attracted to motorcycles, but never before has one given me an erection, and I have never had an erection for that long! Maybe it’s because I ride Suzuki motorcycles and not BMW, I might have to give it a try! A California man, Henry Wolf, is suing BMW claiming that a [...]

Sweet Revenge: Scorned Dentist Pulls All Ex’s Teeth Out!

Revenge, isn’t it great? It can be, but don’t go overboard! A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he broke up with her. Marek Olszewski, 45, was having a bad toothache when he made the mistake of scheduling an appointment with his ex-girlfriend, Anna Mackowiak, 34. [...]

How To Get A Felony Charge At McDonald's Over A $1 Soda

A Florida man, Mark Abaire, faces felony charges after asking for a courtesy cup at McDonald’s to add water, but instead, filled the cup with soda and walked out the building without paying. Abaire went outside the restaurant to sit and eat. The manager came out asked him to pay for the soda but Abaire [...]

Man First Time Watching Internet P0rn… Comes Across Films Staring His Wife

A man, identified as Ramadan, was sitting in an internet café when he decided to watch a p0rn film. Ramadan instantly collapsed when he saw his wife on the screen. He began to search around a bit more and found that his wife was in 11 different films. He then rushed home to confront his [...]

Guy Nearly Puts Wife's Eye Out With a Cheez-Its

This is the kind of viral marketing Kellogs could only have dreamed of.  A domestic dispute in Palm Bay, Fla turned violent when Andy Gatz found out his wife had attended an Earth Day concert—amongst other things, Gatz apparently hates Planet Earth—so macho-Andy decided to teach his old lady a lesson.  With cheese! Gatz was [...]

Man 'Shoots' Himself By Dropping A Dumbell On A Bullet

Exercising can be good for you, and sometimes it can cause injury, but no one expected to be injured like this. According to The Modesto Bee, a 56-year-old man said he accidentally shot himself but no gun was involved. Modesto Police responded to a man being shot in the shoulder. When the Police arrived the [...]

Teacher Fired For Not Noticing Third Graders Having Oral Sex In Classroom

A teacher in Tallulah, Louisiana, has been fired this week because she failed to notice that two of her students were engaged in oral sex underneath a desk right there in the classroom. But this wasn’t a high school, or even a middle school. The alleged incident occurred at Tallulah Elementary School, and the kids [...]

Child's Party Erupts In Violence...When The Beer Runs Out

We hear stories about wild parties that get out of control and turn into drunken brawls all the time. Often, it’s because someone ends up dead for no good reason. But usually these are late night drug and booze-fueled affairs attended by adults or wild teenagers—not kid’s birthday parties. Unfortunately, there’s a first time for [...]

Woman Buries Dead Hubby In Backyard, Tells Kids He Just Went To Oklahoma

Need a good reason to buy life insurance? How about so your wife doesn’t just bury you out back underneath the herb garden when you kick the bucket—is that a good enough reason? Old Benny Scott, 77, of Lake Alfred, Florida, apparently died back in January. I say “apparently” because the majority of his friends [...]

College Basketball Player Posts Sex Tapes To Facebook

File this under probably not a good idea. A basketball player from the University Of Rhode Island was arrested yesterday morning for allegedly posting two sex videos on Facebook. The official charges against the freshman student, Jonathan Holton was two counts of video voyeurism. Campus police arrested him after two students said he made videos [...]

Protester Lights Himself On Fire, Collapses, Dies *WARNING: Disturbing Images*

Think you’ve got convictions because you signed that Kony 2012 petition as soon as you saw the video everyone posted on Facebook? Well, in India on Monday, a dude lit himself on fire to protest the Chinese government’s rule of Tibet. Now that’s commitment. Jamphel Yeshi, 27, escaped from Tibet in 2006 and had been [...]

Internet Porn Is Killing Cable TV

Okay internet people, here’s a hypothetical question for you: if you regularly consumed pornography, would you be most likely to get it through your television provider, or on the internet? I’m guessing the majority of you just answered (hypothetically, of course) “computer.” Moreover, I’m guessing another sizable percentage of you answered, “you can get porn [...]