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BMW Motorcycle Ride Gives Man A ‘20-Month Erection’

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May 1st, 2012

I have always been attracted to motorcycles, but never before has one given me an erection, and I have never had an erection for that long! Maybe it’s because I ride Suzuki motorcycles and not BMW, I might have to give it a try!

A California man, Henry Wolf, is suing BMW claiming that a motorcycle ride gave him a persistent, long lasting erection, lasting 20-Months and would not subside. – I bet his wife was happy!

There have been many concerns in the past that the BMW Motorcycle’s narrow banana like seat caused loss of feelings in the genitals of both men and women, luckily though for Wolf it had the opposite effect.

All joking aside, Wolf described his situation as an extreme case of priapism – persistent and painful erection of the penis. – OUCH!

It’s a well-known fact that if an erection last longer than four hours you should seek emergency medical treatment – at least that’s what the Viagra commercial says.

In the Wolf v BMW lawsuit, Wolf is suing for emotional distress and it reads that 'now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.'

Wolf also suing BMW and Corbin-Pacific, the seat manufacture, for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and ‘general damage’. Think they spelled genital wrong.

Good luck with that case, hopefully you can jump back on the iron horse again soon!

[via Metro]

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