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Cops Arrest Couple For Being Too On Kinky Valentine's Day

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February 15th, 2012

Stephanie Pelzner, 26

Nikolas Harbar, 31

If you get off on doing kinky sex stuff with your partner, that’s cool. You just have to be careful where you do that stuff and who sees you.

Yesterday in Portland, Oregon, one kinky couple was arrested after their kinky Valentine’s Day hijinks alarmed the public and puts the cops on high alert.

Nikolas Alexander Harbar, 31, and his girlfriend, Stephanie Morgan Pelzner, 26, thought they would make February 14 a little more romantic by hogtying and gagging a naked Pelzner, tossing her in the back of Harbar’s car, and driving around town.

While that may sound like good fun to some people, when you see some dude driving down the street with a naked woman tied up in the back seat of his car, your first thought is invariably, “serial killer?”

That was certainly the fear of the people who saw Harbar and Pelzner drive out of the parking lot of the New Seasons Market in Portland. They called the cops to frantically report what they saw, and of course 9 cars immediately showed up to the scene.

One of the witnesses managed to jot down the license plate number on Harbar’s vehicle, so the police were able to get the man’s address. Then, about an hour later, cops spotted his vehicle returning home. They immediately rushed in and apprehended Harbar, but soon learned that the naked woman was pleased as punch to be tied up in the back seat. The two were just doing some romantic serial killer role playing to spice up their Valentine’s Day.

The cops couldn’t just let them go, however, because the two had caused quite a panic with their stunt. So they arrested the pair and booked them on charges of disorderly conduct.

[via KTVB.com]

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