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Female Judge Caught Naked In Back Of Car With Female Lawyer

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February 21st, 2012

Judge Joy Malek Oldfiend of the Akron (Ohio) Municipal Court

An attractive and very married female judge found naked in the back of a parked car with a female public defender? Sounds like a latenight softcore Cinemax parody of Law & Order, doesn't it?

Of course, this isn’t cable porn make-believe. It really happened—at least if you believe the officer who reported the incident.

Some, like the alleged naked lesbian judge’s husband, say the report is false and politically motivated. But only time will tell.

It all started the night of February 5.

Judge Joy Malek Oldfield, 36, was socializing with her husband Charlie, Assistant Public Defender Catherine Loya, 30, and other friends at a bar in Akron, Ohio. The judge’s hubby left early to go home to the couple’s children, arranging a ride home for his wife with Loya.

At 1:45AM, a police officer found Loya and Judge Oldfield in the back of a car parked at a strip mall.

According to his report, the officer “observed a female’s head raise up from the back seat and look out the back window...[then] two female subjects placing their clothing items on and then exit the back seat and move to the front seats.’’ And when the officer walked up to the car to talk to the occupants, he says he smelled booze.

Oldfield immediately identified herself as a judge and said it was she and not Loya (the driver) who had been drinking. But Loya apparently refused to take a breathalyzer test, and was instead arrested and charged with the minor offense of having control of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol.

So, is this exactly what it sound like, or is there a “perfectly good” explanation for what was going on?

The judge, her husband, and her lawyer all insist nothing happened, and that the judge and public defender had no inappropriate relationship.

But though it’s possible that the police officer embellished his account of the incident, there can be no denying that the Oldfiend and Loya were found in a parked car at 1:45AM. And you have to admit, that sounds pretty fishy.

So I say it’s official: bi-curious judge has naked hookup with lesbian attorney in back of a Toyota.

(I’m not a journalist, so I don’t have to have “integrity,” right?)

 

[via DailyMail]

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