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Naked Cowgirl Leads Cops On Low-Speed Car Chase

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February 15th, 2012

I’ll just skip right ahead to what everyone is wondering: if she was nude, how do you know she’s a cowgirl?

The answer: the only thing she was wearing were cowboy boots.

Only in Texas, right?

Okay, now back to the beginning.

This past Sunday around 3AM, a resident of the Lakes subdivision in Corpus Christi, Texas, just happened to have a look out his rear window when he spotted something very peculiar: a naked woman standing in the alley between a fence and a Jeep Wrangler.

The resident phoned the police to report “a suspicious” person, but as soon as the police arrived at the scene the naked woman hopped back into her jeep and took off.

A police chase ensue, but it was no high-speed chase. This was more like an OJ Simpson, white Bronco-style pursuit. The woman never got her Jeep going faster than 30 mph before she just decided to pull over and take her medicine.

The naked cowgirl turned out to be an 18-year-old named Taylor Burnham. After giving the teenage some clothes to put on, police obviously gave her a field sobriety test...which showed she was twice the legal limit.

Of course, that would be twice the legal limit for people who can legally drink. For the 18-year-old naked cowgirl, the real “legal limit” was really zero.

[via Huffington Post]

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