Naked Crackhead Goes On Shoplifting Spree At Walmart
Recently in Exton, Pennsylvania, a 32-year-old man drove his car to Walmart, got out, stripped off all his clothes, went into the store, stole a pair of socks from the customer service counter, put them on, and then continued shopping.
I guess it was colder than he thought when he first stripped down to his birthday suit.
Obviously, the good folks making minimum wage with no benefits over at Walmart called the cops, who came to apprehend the bargain hunter. Hopefully they found him browsing in the underwear isle. But regardless, as you might suspect from a guy who strips off all his clothing in a parking lot before entering a store, the man (identity unknown) did not go quietly.
So in the end he was not only booked with indecent exposure, but aggravated assault and simple assault as well.
And yeah, cops think he was under the influence of narcotics. Shocking.
Check out the classic video surveillance footage for yourself: