Sex On Water-Slide Gets Exhibitionist Couple Ejected From Polish Water Park
I don’t remember the last time we received awesome news out of Opoczno, Poland. But I guess there’s a first time for everything...and I’m sure that’s exactly the thought that encouraged one frisky couple to do the nasty on a water-slide at an amusement park in Opoczno this week.
Yes, the young couple was caught having sex at the top of a water-slide by one of the amusement park’s security cameras.
Apparently the park’s CCTV system recorded the woman climbing on top of her lover and getting busy for about five minutes before the pair took off down the covered slide—which you can bet will now and forever after be called the Tunnel of Love by park employees.
Since water parks are generally considered family friendly attractions, the couple’s actions were not met with much humor by park security. A spokesperson for the park explained, “This is a family pool and water park and we want everyone to have fun, but not that sort of fun.”
By the time the lovebirds reached the bottom of the slide, security was waiting for them. They were promptly ejected from the park without even being allowed to put on their clothes.
Still, if that’s the worst thing that happens to the couple after this incident they should consider their brazen act of exhibitionism a huge success.
On the other hand, if the actual security footage of them doing the deed ever leaks out, and we are ever able to put names to their, uh, faces...well, that won’t be a fun day for them I’m sure.