Cops Arrest Couple For Being Too On Kinky Valentine's Day

If you get off on doing kinky sex stuff with your partner, that’s cool. You just have to be careful where you do that stuff and who sees you. Yesterday in Portland, Oregon, one kinky couple was arrested after their kinky Valentine’s Day hijinks alarmed the public and puts the cops on high alert. Nikolas [...]

Police Keeps Arresting White Guy For Taking Walk With Black Granddaughter

So apparently some cops in Texas didn’t get the memo about the whole “racial tolerance and integration” thing that’s happened over the last 40 years. Because they keep trying to arrest this white dude for taking his black granddaughter to the park. Seriously. Scott Henderson, a middle aged white guy from Austin, Texas, spends a [...]

Teen Stabs Grandma 100 Times, Shoots Her In Head With Crossbow

On Tuesday, 19-year-old Florida resident Jasper Aristotle Smiddie went to his father and confessed that he “did something stupid.” That “something stupid” was stabbing his grandmother 100 times, hitting her in the face with a wrench, and shooting her in the head with a crossbow. (Usually, when I say I “did something stupid,” I mean [...]

Man Murders Couple For Unfriending His Daughter On Facebook

A couple of months ago, I went through my friends list on Facebook and purged about 30 “friends” who I never really see or talk to, either online or in person. Apparently I’m lucky to still be alive. Last week in Mountain City, Tennessee, a father became so upset a couple had deleted his daughter [...]

Teenager Who Killed 9yo Neighbor Describes Murder As "Amazing" and "Enjoyable"

Yesterday at the sentencing hearing of teen murderer Alyssa Bustamante, those present in the Missouri courtroom got to hear exactly what the convicted killer was thinking the night she strangled, stabbed, and slit the throat of her 9-year-old neighbor. “I just f—— killed someone. I strangled them and slit their throat and stabbed them now [...]

Mom’s Drinking Buddy: Her 11-Year-Old Son

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A drunk mom and her drunk 11-year-old son walk into a bar… No, this is not a joke. This really happened. Only it wasn’t actually a bar; it was a take-out pizza joint. The mom and her 11-year-old son really were plastered, though. The sad story played out [...]

Suspected Rapist Argues With Cops...On Facebook

I honestly don’t know what’s weirder: the fact that the police in Jefferson County, Alabama, have a Facebook page called “Creep of the Week” where they post pictures of wanted suspects; the fact that one of these so-called “creeps” stopped by this Facebook page to taunt the cops; or the fact that the cops actually [...]

Frat Guy Blows Up His Rectum With Firecracker, Now Being Sued

Frat party. Beer. Firecracker. Rectum. Exploded. Lawsuit. Those are the keywords you’ll be taking away from this article. In 2011, at a party being held by the Alpha Tao Omega fraternity at West Virginia’s Marshall University, a fine young gentleman by the name of Travis Hughes (a member of said fraternity) came up with perhaps [...]

Man Who Ate Ex's Body Proposed To Woman Who Drank Ex's Blood

In Sweden, a man who cut off the head of his lover and ate parts of her body has proposed to a woman who stabbed her lover and drank his blood. The two sadistic murderers housed together in the psychiatric unit of a Swedish prison have found true love. Now all they have to do [...]

Teacher Gives High School Boys Vodka For Them To Sleep With Her

This past November, a 25-year-old female teacher named Jennifer Schultz was suspended from Hebron High School in North Dakota after it was revealed that she had two male students stay over night at her house, gave them vodka, then tried to have sex with them. I say “tried” because she was only successful with one [...]

Topless Women Protestors Arrested In Switzerland

Last week, international political leaders and CEOs gathers in Davos, Switzerland, for the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum. The idea is to get 2,500 of the world’s most powerful movers and shakers together in one room (or, I guess, several rooms) to discuss the most pressing economic challenges of the day and come [...]

Hospital Worker Performs Oral Sex On Unconscious Patient

If you are a parent trying to teach your kids about the dangers of binge drinking, tell them this story: Guys passes out drunk in some stranger’s house. Guy gets arrested. Guy gets taken to hospital because cops can’t wake him up. Guy gets unwanted blow-job from 46-year-old orderly named Hal. And that, children, is [...]

Dude Goes To Orgy, Gets Sprayed With Bear Repellent

Poor Owen Greenan. When he met a swinging couple on the internet and they invited him to their cottage for 2 days of non-stop sex, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. Unfortunately, things turned sour he ended up getting sprayed with a can of bear repellent. As you can imagine, that really ruins your sex [...]

Dead Snakes Found in a Storage Unit

The storage industry is no stranger to unique finds, from Burt Reynolds treasure troves to people living in units, but this story trumps most recent ones. “Detectives in Clay County, Minn., were called out to a storage facility after the manager reported an odor coming from a storage unit. They opened the unit to find [...]

85-Year-Old Grandma Fends Off Belligerent Moose With Shovel

Somewhere in Alaska, there’s a moose who’s taking an awful lot of crap from his moose friends. Why? Because he got beat up by an 85-year-old grandma. Which is really embarrassing if you’re a 1,000 pound moose. Dorthea Taylor and her husband, George Murphy, were out giving their dogs a run at the Willow Airport [...]