‘Nomophobia’—Fear Of Being Without Cell Phone—On The Rise

There’s this new affliction out there in the world called “nomophobia.” Maybe you have it. The named is derived from the phrase “no-mobile-phobia” and, obviously, it is what people are starting to call the fear of being without one’s mobile phone. It sounds pretty stupid, I know, but this is actually turning into a real [...]

Naked Crackhead Goes On Shoplifting Spree At Walmart

If you’re a crackhead and you suddenly get the urge to take off all your clothes and go get yourself some Cheetos and a new pair of socks, there’s really only one option: Walmart! Recently in Exton, Pennsylvania, a 32-year-old man drove his car to Walmart, got out, stripped off all his clothes, went into [...]

Five Unconventional Uses For A Storage Unit

Storage units are for storing excess sporting equipment, furniture and family belongings, right? Maybe not. Check out this list of inventive (and sometimes frightening) uses for mini storage units. Hotel room: If you’re itching for an affair, but you’re on a tight budget, a storage unit might be the right solution. Storage facility owners in [...]

Latest Weird Trend In Tokyo: Rabbit Cafes

Tokyo is a cutting edge place, always at the forefront of new trends. So what’s the latest such trend to take the Japanese metropolis by storm? Rabbit Cafes. No, these are not cafes where people go to eat rabbits. That, as weird as it may be, would make more sense. Instead, these are cafes where [...]

Man Bitten On Testicle By Venomous Snake, Friend Refuses To Suck Poison Out

If your buddy bursts into your bedroom at four in the morning with his pants around his ankles, begging you to suck on his testicle, what would you do? Oh wait, I forgot the most important part of this hypothetical: your buddy’s testicle was just bitten by a venomous snake in the Australian outback. That’s [...]

Naked Cowgirl Leads Cops On Low-Speed Car Chase

I’ll just skip right ahead to what everyone is wondering: if she was nude, how do you know she’s a cowgirl? The answer: the only thing she was wearing were cowboy boots. Only in Texas, right? Okay, now back to the beginning. This past Sunday around 3AM, a resident of the Lakes subdivision in Corpus [...]

Pervert TSA Agents Make MILF Go Through Body Scanner Three Times

You know how they introduced those full body x-ray scanners at airport security—the ones that pretty much show what you look like naked? Well, you’re not going to believe this, but some pervy TSA agents are actually using these naked lady machines inappropriately. Who could have seen that coming? (Put your hands down, libertarians.) The [...]

Cops Arrest Couple For Being Too On Kinky Valentine's Day

If you get off on doing kinky sex stuff with your partner, that’s cool. You just have to be careful where you do that stuff and who sees you. Yesterday in Portland, Oregon, one kinky couple was arrested after their kinky Valentine’s Day hijinks alarmed the public and puts the cops on high alert. Nikolas [...]

New iPhone App (Supposedly) Controls Your Dreams

Dreaming can be a mixed bag. Sometimes dreams are terrifying—like when you show up to your first day of school without any pants, or you find yourself in one of those Saw movies. But other times dreams are amazing—like when you’re wildly successful at whatever it is you do, or you get to have sex [...]

Police Keeps Arresting White Guy For Taking Walk With Black Granddaughter

So apparently some cops in Texas didn’t get the memo about the whole “racial tolerance and integration” thing that’s happened over the last 40 years. Because they keep trying to arrest this white dude for taking his black granddaughter to the park. Seriously. Scott Henderson, a middle aged white guy from Austin, Texas, spends a [...]

Comparing iPads to Textbooks *Infographic*

A new high school textbook averages about $75. A new iPad costs about $500. With Apple’s release of iBooks 2 last month, they’ve included high school textbooks for about $15 apiece. Is it more cost effective for schools to start making the switch to iPad textbooks for their students in place of the standard old [...]

Teen Stabs Grandma 100 Times, Shoots Her In Head With Crossbow

On Tuesday, 19-year-old Florida resident Jasper Aristotle Smiddie went to his father and confessed that he “did something stupid.” That “something stupid” was stabbing his grandmother 100 times, hitting her in the face with a wrench, and shooting her in the head with a crossbow. (Usually, when I say I “did something stupid,” I mean [...]

Man Selling Collection Of Rare Booze For $8 Million

The world’s greatest collector of rare liquor has announced that he’s putting it all up for sale. So if you’ve got an extra eight million bucks lying around (that’s right, $8,000,000) and you enjoy looking at dusty bottle of booze, you might consider giving the guy a call. Act fast, though, because I’m pretty sure [...]

Video Cameras Useful For Caputering Police Brutality *VIDEO*

Police Brutality is not unheard of. Unfortunately amongst the brave who serves and protect us are the corrupted who abuse their power because they know, or think, they can get away with it. Thanks to technology though we now have camera now that are able to capture the violence against innocent citizens. Sometimes they are [...]

20 Ridiculously Funny Wedding Invitation Cards

Marriage is a wonderful thing. Its always great when the couple who are getting married have a wonderful sense on humor and shows it. Here are 20 Ridiculously Funny Wedding Invitation Cards