When you think of an Olympian, images of dedication, sacrifice, and medals probably come to mind. But Luana Alonso, a swimmer who once represented Paraguay at the highest level of competition, has flipped that image on its head.
After being asked to leave the Olympic Village under controversial circumstances, Alonso has officially retired from swimming and announced a surprising new venture—an OnlyFans page.
It’s not every day you hear about an Olympian going from the pool to the world of adult content, but here we are.
This is the story of how one athlete went from strokes in the water to… well, strokes of a different kind.
Swimming Through Controversy
Before we dive into the OnlyFans part, let’s back up a bit. Alonso was competing in Paris’ women’s 100-meter butterfly event and didn’t quite hit the mark. She finished 6th in her heat, which put her 29th overall—far from qualifying for the semifinals.
It wasn’t the fairytale ending she might’ve hoped for, but not every athlete gets a perfect send-off. After the race, she announced her retirement from competitive swimming. A little sooner than expected?
Probably. A little dramatic? Definitely.
She didn’t mince words either. Taking to Instagram, she said goodbye to the sport that shaped her life, thanking swimming for teaching her perseverance, sacrifice, and discipline. It was a heartwarming farewell. “It’s not goodbye, it’s see you soon,” she wrote, which in hindsight, might have had a double meaning.
The Athlete’s Village Drama
Now, here’s where things start to get juicy. Just a few days after her less-than-stellar performance, Alonso was removed from the Olympic Village. The reason? Allegedly “creating an inappropriate atmosphere.”
Details are scarce, but rumor has it that one of her trips to Disneyland Paris might’ve played a role. Honestly, who knew that Mickey Mouse and competitive swimming didn’t mix?
The President of the Paraguayan Olympic Committee even went on a radio show to discuss it. This isn’t your usual post-Olympic debrief. Most athletes talk about training regimes, not impromptu exits from the Village. But this situation was anything but normal.
Alonso didn’t stick around to clear things up either. Instead, she left the Games altogether, but she insists it was her own decision. According to her, it was time to move on from the pool to something new. But even her “something new” shocked her fans.
Retirement… But With a Twist
When Alonso announced her retirement, it seemed like she was ready to settle into a quieter life. She mentioned going to the U.S. to study Political Science, with the hope of one day becoming a Sports Minister. A respectable career move, right? Well, hold on—because there was a plot twist no one saw coming.
Not long after her Olympic exit, Alonso announced she’d be launching an OnlyFans page. Yeah, you read that right. From politician to, well, a completely different kind of “public figure.”
The announcement came via Instagram, of course, with Alonso cheekily referring to herself as “your favorite ex-swimmer.” And, just to clarify, she promised her followers, “We’re gonna have a lot of fun together (in the messages).” Subtlety? Not her strong suit. But who needs subtlety when you’re selling adult content?
OnlyFans: A New Kind of Splash
So, what does an Olympian’s OnlyFans account look like? So far, Alonso has kept it pretty tame—mostly swimsuit pics, which feels oddly appropriate given her background. But for £27 ($35) a month, subscribers can apparently expect more than just a walk down memory lane in swim gear.
Her bio promises that fans won’t regret signing up, and honestly, people are curious. I mean, when’s the last time you heard of an athlete making this kind of pivot? Sure, we’ve seen plenty of former athletes transition into broadcasting, coaching, or even acting. But OnlyFans? That’s a new lane altogether.
Fans Have… Thoughts
Unsurprisingly, the internet had a field day with Alonso’s OnlyFans debut. Fans flooded her page with comments—some supportive, others less so. One user sarcastically wrote, “I thought you were going to study in the US and then become an executive in a state entity that supports sports in Paraguay?” Fair question, honestly.
Another commenter was less surprised: “Everyone knew this was going to happen, hahaha.” Well, apparently not everyone. And, of course, there were the inevitable critics. “You will regret this one day,” another person commented. Whether she will or won’t, only time will tell.
But Alonso doesn’t seem fazed by the mixed reactions. She’s marching to the beat of her own drum—or maybe swimming to the stroke of her own freestyle. Either way, she’s clearly not bothered by public opinion.
What’s Next for Luana?
So, what does the future hold for Luana Alonso? Well, if you thought her next steps were unpredictable, you’re probably right. She’s still planning to move to the U.S. and pursue her Political Science degree. Apparently, OnlyFans is just a side hustle. Who knew that studying for midterms and running an adult content page could coexist so easily?
She’s also expressed an interest in possibly becoming the Sports Minister of Paraguay one day. It’s hard to imagine what a campaign for that might look like, but hey, if Ronald Reagan could go from acting in movies to running the country, anything’s possible, right?
An Athlete’s Exit, Reinvented
At the end of the day, Alonso is doing something most athletes would never dare to do—completely flipping the script on her career. And she’s owning it. Sure, people will talk, and sure, she might face some backlash. But she’s clearly not interested in doing what’s expected of her. After all, being an Olympian is about pushing boundaries, right?
Alonso’s story is a wild ride from start to finish. From competing on the world stage to stepping into a whole new industry, she’s living proof that athletes don’t always follow the path you expect them to. And while some people might judge her decisions, it’s her life to live, and she’s making the most of it—whether that’s in the pool or behind a paywall on OnlyFans.
Sources:
https://nypost.com/2024/10/14/sports/luana-alonso-launches-onlyfans-months-after-olympics-drama
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